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The Rantings of a Rockish Rambler

Look, it all makes sense if you don't think about it so much!

Created on 2004-06-16 03:25:17 (#3500574), last updated 2009-07-07

2,569 comments received, 1,360 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:The Diz of Leeness
Birthdate:1987-03-17
Location:Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Website:http://lediz.deviantart.com/

Contact:

thelediz@yahoo.com.au
Bio
LeDiz: n. A person or thing best known for being a bit left of normal.

The LeDiz is a strange creature. Its original name being Lee, it was renamed after a great deal of contemplation following the realisation that the creature's email had not been changed since she had first installed the anomally known as the internet. Many suggestions for the renaming were put forward, until a very long and complicated scientific name was introduced, shortened to "Diz" and then promptly forgotten. As the name "Diz" was already taken for the email, it was hence named Leediz, which looked ridiculous. Thus, the LeDiz was born.

It has been many years since that fateful day, but the creature has not matured a great deal. It still finds great pleasure in shows created for children, drawing, painting walls with bold colours and becomes excited when presented with anything that could be described as 'sparkly'. Despite it having finally gotten its ID and license, the creature does not drink alcohol nor go out clubbing, due in part to the fact it is just too lazy.

Seen in many different shades of colour and shape, the LeDiz is often seen in jeans with bright orange stars sewed over the leg, and bold safety stripes across back of the calf. To compliment this, a neon yellow jacket is often worn. Thus, there should be no excuse to not have seen the creature when you run it over with your car on a rainy day. However, the creature is also known for its love of leather and denim jackets, so be sure to attack on such a day when it is wearing such.

Usually known for its ability to ramble about very little for a very long time, the LeDiz has a nasty habit of writing; most prominently fanfiction, as to the fact it is too much of a coward to try anything else. Far worse is its habit of drawing and then professing the belief that it cannot do so.

This creature is most commonly found in the vacinty of Curtin University's Bentley campus, said campus' Bookmark cafe and its native home, the house in which it burrows. You may attract this creature with offers of coca-cola, coffee, home-made lasagne or chocolate. Do not fear, this creature will not attack unless mortally wounded, but if you intend to approach, do so with caution. It always replies in kind.
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